Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe