What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend