What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....