Some people think God is real.
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
I'm more of a L'Oreal fan
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
No one likes the black ones
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
