Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!