Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!