Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.