Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts