Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.