Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.