Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

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What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.