Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.