Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.