Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.