Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary