Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.