What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."