Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!