Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."