Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn