Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!