Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.