Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless