Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.