Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.