Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.