Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!