Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.