What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Princess Diana can't stop either

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.