What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.