Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

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What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.