Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.