Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet