Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.