Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit