Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.