Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.