Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.