Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !