Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."