Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!