Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching