Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.