Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.