Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan