Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.