Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin