Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....