Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.