Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.